FISH!!!!

This is a page torn from a children's story book. (I had the heart to translate it for you :) )

Her claws extended to double length when she was angry, her brittle fuzz was always on end, matching the ears. She was bitten by a werewolf at the age of 4 (hamster years).

The three cod were splayed across the plate. Once there had been four, but then one ate another.

They lay there, limp and unfeeling.

They carried on lying there.

And carried on.

And carried on.

“This really is...”

That was when they exploded.

“KHHHHH heheheheheheehehehehe” The face was sculpted out of smoke, it dispersed as it's chucking evolved into full blown hilarity.

Bert patiently stood stock still.

“That wasn't very nice” He eventually interrupted after the smoke-thingy had been blasting his lungs out for 3 hours.

“SHUT UP!! You bloody fish stealer!!”

The both looked away.

“I've forgotten what I was doing now...”

“SIR! SIR! The terrible one!! HE'S BACK!!”

The smoke rushed into a man(ish type thing)-shape.

“But I flushed him to the depths of hell”

“NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG”

In the second the smokeinoid and Bert the fish stealer distracted, the werehamster struck again.

The moral of the story is: Don't burn Anchovy Pizza.